Lou asks Andy who he wants to invite for his birthday… From a special episode for Comic Relief. TOM BAKER: After an enjoyable day sitting on a bench, Lou is taking Andy home for his dinner. LOU: Now, I know it’s your birthday coming up, and I thought we could do something special. So I booked a table at the Harvester. ANDY: Yeah I know. LOU: Is there anyone you’d like me to invite? ANDY: George Michaels. LOU: You want me to invite George Michaels? ANDY: Yeah. LOU: We don’t know him. ANDY: Yeah I know. LOU: Well, I don’t think he’d come. Anyway, I thought you didn’t like George Michaels, I thought you said that, “Jesus to a Child” aside, you found his output emotionally vapid. ANDY: Yeah I know. LOU: Well let’s invite someone else instead. How about your brother Declan? ANDY: George Michaels! LOU: Oh my sweet saviour! …………………… LOU: So birthday boy, what would you like for your main? ANDY: I want that one. LOU: Ice cream… and, er what do want for your pudding? ANDY: That one. LOU: Garlic bread, okay. Uhm, ooh! I must just get something out of the van! Wait there. … LOU: Well! Hi Mr. Michaels! Well, you know! Oh! Ha ha! Well, you’re here! Thank you so much for coming, he’s going to be chuffed to bits. GEORGE MICHAEL: That’s quite alright. You know I like to my bit, you know. LOU: Yeah, very nice of you. Uhm, Andy! I’ve got a surprise for you! This is George Michaels! GEORGE MICHAEL: Hello Andy. … GEORGE MICHAEL: Er , nice to meet you! … GEORGE …