Funny T-shirts

MY SOULMATE BETTER HAVE BIG TITS PARTLY CLOUDY WITH 100% CHANCE OF ME GETTING WASTED SLAVERY GETS SHIT DONE POP A SMURF
SUCK ALL YOU WANT, I'LL MAKE MORE SAILOR TRASH FUCK THE COLORBLIND I HOPE I DON'T BLACK OUT, BECAUSE THIS IS AWESOME
NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK HOW DO I BLOCK YOU IN REAL LIFE? BLING-BLING BABIES RUINING PERFECTLY GOOD PUSSY
I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE THIS T-SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC HE LOVES THE COCK HOBBES REVENGE
FREE HUGS (WORLD CHAMPION SLUT HUGGER) FUCKING CLASSY I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS HAN JOB (HAN SOLO PRINCESS LEIA)
YES MY T-SHIRT DOES SAY FUCK ON IT.... HAN JOB (HAN SOLO PRINCESS LEIA) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME? YOUTUBE MYSPACE AND I'LL GOOGLE YOUR
YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER ORIGASM DON'T BOTHER ME - I'M WASTING POTENTIAL STOP CLUBBING
YOU COULD SINGLE-HANDEDLY MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE - OR YOU COULD USE TWO HANDS I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN I DIDN'T COME HERE TO IMPRESS NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME
BAAAAAA MEANS NOOOOO I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS BITCH BETTA HAVE MY HUNNY DISNEY ON ICE
I FUCKING LOVE TO CUDDLE I DON'T NEED 140 CHARACTERS TO SAY FUCK YOU WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS TALK NERDY TO ME
SORRY LADIES THE SHIRT IS STAYING ON ME SO HOLY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME MARSHMALLOW ROAST GUESS HE CAN'T (BARACK OBAMA)
THIS ORGY SURE IS OFF TO A SLOW START YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO RIDE WWJD FOR A KLONDIKE BAR GIFT CERTIFICATE
I DIDN'T BUY THIS SHIRT BECAUSE IT SAYS FUCK ON IT. I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE IT SAYS FUCK ON IT TWICE. 03687 DAYS SINCE THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT I PUT THE CUTE IN EXECUTE I KNOW VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER - I GOT IT WRONG ON PURPOSE
OB GYN KENOBI I BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE THE KERMIT DISSECTION LET'S GET FUCKED UP! LIKE THE ECONOMY
IT'S NOT PMS - IT'S YOU SWALLOWS I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!!
IF I WERE A DIRTY SKANK I WOULD HAVE A TATTOO JUST LIKE THIS ONE (TRAMP STAMP) I'M GAY! NOW SHOW ME YOUR TITS I'M NOT A FULL BLOODED JEW - I'M jewISH SWALLOW OR IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE
MEXICAN'T REMINDER: BUY MORE BEER I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT THING
THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING ON THE BACK OF MY SHIRT ...AS A KITE I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS? IT'S GOOD
BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS SAVE GAS - RIDE THE HANDICAPPED WAL*MARX - ALWAYS CORPORATE GREED
I WANNA PUT MY (COCK) IN YOUR (PUSSY) 1f u c4n r34d th15 u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT
THOUSANDS OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN CANADIANS ARE EH'HOLES YES WE CAN MOVE TO CANADA SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS LATER
FUCK YE! I NEED A GIRL WHO CAN HANDLE MY LOAD ANYONE NEED TO EARN MONEY FOR RENT? 420 - I DON'T SMOKE POT
I DRINK IN MODERATION - "MODERATION" IS AN IMAGINARY PLACE THAT EXISTS WHEREVER I AM TO WOMEN FROM GOD IT'S 1620 SOMEWHERE BAD SAMARITAN
NATURAL REDHEAD SORRY FOR BEING SO FUCKING SEXY GANGBANG LINE JUMPER ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!
PEZBIANS GLUTEN FOR PUNISHMENT I EAT MORE PUSSY THAN ALF I PUT THE IN LAZY
I JUST KILLED A CLOWN NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHITE PEOPLE COULD YOU COME BACK IN A FEW BEERS? HUNG HORSE
ANY WAY WE CAN SPEED THIS UP? TOOL (NOT THE BAND, I'M JUST A TOOL) THE FUTURE WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU: HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CITRIC ACID... MAKE LEMONADE
MOO (CHICKEN) SELF-PARODY VOTED MOST LIKELY TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME CLASS OF 2057 MY MARXIST FEMINIST DIALECTIC BRINGS
ANTE, CHRIST WORLDS' GOODEST TEECHER GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM AND/OR COLLEGE ATHEIST
I MEET OR EXCEED EXPECTATIONS PLATYPUS OF DEATH PURPLES THIS RENAISSANCE FAIRE SUCKS
PIMP TUBA HERO HEY YOU. YEAH, YOU. NO, NOT YOU WORDS ON A SHIRT
IV:XX YO WHERE MY KNICKERS AT? THIS IS MY CLONE IS IT SOLIPSISTIC IN HERE, OR IS IT
I STOLE THIS SHIRT FROM A HOMELESS I AM NOT AN AMBULANCE I HEART TRANSITIVE PICTOGRAPH I'M AN ANIMAL IN BED
PANCAKES THIS SHIRT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AND JESUS LOVES YOU ASK ME ABOUT MY COMPLETE LACK OF
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