Heated Body Pillow for lonely hearts

Can’t live with men, can’t live without ‘em. For dry times that fall under the latter, you might want to consider getting the Heated Body Pillow to keep you company through the night, as it offers all the warmth of a real human body without any pesky nuances like snoring and having to put up with boorish behavior including scratching one’s rear end in public or leaving a trail of dirty clothes everywhere. The Heated Body Pillow will prove to be a suitable sleeping companion, being made of very soft hypo-allergenic, polyester fiberfill that will conform to your body shape whenever you nod off with it in your arms, all the while releasing therapeutic heat. Perfect for expecting mothers, arthritis sufferers, athletes and nursing homes.

Source: RGS